Looking at the picture of the beaver, while my mind is trying to wrap itself around the whole analogy-attempt-gone-horribly-wrong, I think, is this what single ladies think about today? and do they really refer to that amazing analogical wonder, (I'm just gonna say it here, ok -) their vagina, as a beaver?
I seriously doubt it, ok? Who the hell looks at a real beaver and then somehow equates that creepy-yet-serious-looking animal with her who-hah. vag. bubble-gum. cookie. va-j-j. whatever. but NOT a freaking beaver. Not this girl.
As for me...I won't be buying any "beaver wipes" any time soon.